Big Onions, Small Onions >>>World War III

Recently there is a Big New Onion officially open somewhere nearby behind my house. Besides that, there is a Big Old Onion at East direction and a Small Old Onion at the West direction. Though they might be small or old...but all three of the onion are equal level in term of strength. They will never fail to bombard us 5 times a day, for sure and it is very punctual. What so irritating is the early morning attack by them when the sky is still dark. All the onion have their own strategy although they are from the same gang. Each of the onion only will have 1 attack, however they are smart enough not to launch the attack all at the same time. The attack will be continuous one after another. Big New Onion has the most POWERFUL attack. It's attack is about 15-20 minutes and it will surely rock you off your bed, pull you from seventh heaven to 18th level of hell or drive you crazy. Followed by Big Old Onion. It is the longest and the attack is quite powerful. Its attacking ability is unbelievable because it can bombard you from another territory (region) with 30 minutes of non-stop missile. Small Old Onion is located within the same region but it got low attacking power so only those who are near that area will be affected seriously. Overall is not too bad for Small Old Onion except for the victims nearby because it guarantee to destroy every single enemy within its compound. I wonder why there are so much money to build onion? wasting money and make our life miserable. This is what we called tolerate? Why we tolerate you and not you tolerate us?