Big Onions, Small Onions >>>World War III

Recently there is a Big New Onion officially open somewhere nearby behind my house. Besides that, there is a Big Old Onion at East direction and a Small Old Onion at the West direction. Though they might be small or old...but all three of the onion are equal level in term of strength. They will never fail to bombard us 5 times a day, for sure and it is very punctual. What so irritating is the early morning attack by them when the sky is still dark. All the onion have their own strategy although they are from the same gang. Each of the onion only will have 1 attack, however they are smart enough not to launch the attack all at the same time. The attack will be continuous one after another. Big New Onion has the most POWERFUL attack. It's attack is about 15-20 minutes and it will surely rock you off your bed, pull you from seventh heaven to 18th level of hell or drive you crazy. Followed by Big Old Onion. It is the longest and the attack is quite powerful. Its attacking ability is unbelievable because it can bombard you from another territory (region) with 30 minutes of non-stop missile. Small Old Onion is located within the same region but it got low attacking power so only those who are near that area will be affected seriously. Overall is not too bad for Small Old Onion except for the victims nearby because it guarantee to destroy every single enemy within its compound. I wonder why there are so much money to build onion? wasting money and make our life miserable. This is what we called tolerate? Why we tolerate you and not you tolerate us?

Last Minute VS Last Second

Once again I take a very high risk in doing my assignment...finish it at the eleventh hour. Feel my works are not good in quality compare to average standard. Among cost, speed and quality...either one can be choose. In my case, my work is always slow in speed, low in quality and high in cost. hat-trick worst of the worst.

Feature Writing Mid Term

A result that I had to be content. As expected to score badly in writing section as I always do. Luckily managed to score in other sections for recovery. Overall still on the track but I don't think can hold on as finals only consist of writing which is my Achilles' heel...I have to read more English books, watch more English movies, listen more English songs, read less English newspaper, speak less Manglish and etc

I Own a Bungalow

At age 21, with the economic recession all around the world. Someone will be considered rich if he owns a bungalow. Today I had one, this is not the first time I have it. So nothing for me to happy about. Interested to know how did I manage to own a bungalow in just 1 second ? Well, it is easy...I knocked my head on a huge concrete beam when I was on my way home and I appeared to be the winner for the first prize. So lucky...the prize was a bungalow on my head. Hope won't have any brain damage because I thought my head is bleeding that time...Nothing comes easy

L R T- Putra

Today, when I was on my home, again the frustration build up in every passenger of the train...This is not the first time our public transports provide us with the third world services...All they knew what to do is " Harap maaf, train akan tiba lewat kerana masalah teknikal, train will arrived late due to technical problems. Sorry for all the inconvenience" Please tell us earlier to find alternatives, sorry doesn't help.

I Screwed mY Feature Writing Mid-Term

Section A
1) Having spell wrongly a very common word.

2) Did wrongly on easy BONUS questions.

Section B
1) Screw Section B though still remembered what I've studied a minute before.

2) Spend too much time on stupid interview notes.


Section C
1) Forgot to write my name on it...wth...

2) Forgot to write title on it...wtf...

3) Write half a page instead of 2 pages requirement for the length


I feel so disappointed again...am I not well prepared or just my luck?